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Every One of Us is a Weenie is a song that was sung by Frank and Timmy in the mini-movie Weenie.

Now, some may say that "weenie"

Is a bad thing to be called

When they hear someone say it

They are terribly appalled

But I'm of the opinion

One hundred percent

That being called a weenie

Is a greatest compliment

'Cause every one of us is a weenie (A weenie!)

A weenie is an awesome thing to be

Some of us are big, some are teeny (Teeny!)

If you're feeling flustered

Just add a little mustard (Oh yeah!)

You can call us hot dogs

Or you can call us franks

You can call us anything

As long as you give thanks

That every one of us is a weenie

A weenie is an awesome thing to be

Wait a minute, so you mean...

Every one of us is a weenie (That's right!)

A weenie is an awesome thing to be

What about the girl in the bikini (Ooh.)

You may think I'm jestin'

But her skin is pig intestine

Weenies can be grilled or fried

Or if you're really brave (Wow!)

You can spent the a couple minutes

In a microwave (Too long?)

Every one of us is a weenie (A weenie!)

A weenie is an awesome thing to be

Oh, sure, maybe some of us are kosher (Shalom!)

The British have their bangers (Hello!)

The Germans have their brats (Prost!)

The Poles have their Kielbasa

Always boiling in their pots (Witam!)

The Spanish have chorizo (Olé!)

The Italians have salami (Ciao!)

But where we all come from?

Ask your daddy or your mommy

Every one of us is a weenie (A weenie!)

A weenie is an awesome thing to be

This one over here is a genie

I can grant your wishes

Because I'm so delicious

Each of us is different

It doesn't really matter

If we're sliced up in a can

Or on a stick and dipped in batter

Every one of us is a weenie (A weenie!)

A weenie is an awesome thing to be (Yeah!)

Is a thrill on a grill

So much fun in a bun

When you're a weenie you are the number one

Yes, every one of us is a weenie (A weenie!)

A weenie is an awesome thing to be

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